beard; my throat's afire and I feel I shall die of thirst.
Who else wishes to speak?
FIRST WOMAN (rising)
Quick then, take the chaplet; the time's running short. Try to
speak worthily, let your language be truly manly, and lean on your
staff with dignity.
I had rather have seen one of your regular orators giving you wise
advice; but, as that is not to be, it behoves me to break silence; I
cannot, for my part indeed, allow the tavern-keepers to fill up
their wine-pits with water. No, by the two goddesses...
What? by the two goddesses! Wretched woman, where are your senses?
Eh! what?... I have not asked you for a drink.
No, but you want to pass for a man, and you swear by the two
goddesses. Otherwise you did very well.
Well then. By Apollo...
Stop! All these details of language must be adjusted; else it is
quite useless to go to the Assembly.
Give me back the chaplet; I wish to speak again, for I think I
have got hold of something good. You women who are listening to me...
Women again; why, you wretched creature, it's men that you are
That's the fault of Epigonus; I caught sight of him way over
there, and I thought I was speaking to women.
Come, withdraw and remain seated in the future. I am going to take
this chaplet myself and speak in your name. May the gods grant success
to my plans! My country is as dear to me as it is to you, and I groan,
I am grieved at all that is happening in it. Scarcely one in ten of
those who rule it is honest, and all the others are bad. If you
appoint fresh chiefs, they will do still worse. It is hard to
correct your peevish humour; you fear those who love you and throw
yourselves at the feet of those who betray you. There was a time
when we had no assemblies, and then we all thought Agyrrhius a
dishonest man; now they are established, he who gets money thinks
everything is as it should be, and he who does not, declares all who
sell their votes to be worthy of death.
By Aphrodite, that is well spoken.
Why, wretched woman, you have actually called upon Aphrodite.
Oh! what a fine thing it would have been if you had said that in the
But I would not have done it then.
Well, mind you don't fall into the habit. (Resuming the oratorical
manner) When we were discussing the alliance, it seemed as though it
were all over with Athens if it fell through. No sooner was it made
than we were vexed and angry, and the orator who had caused its
adoption was compelled to seek safety in flight. Is there talk of
equipping a fleet? The poor man says, yes, but the rich citizen and
the countryman say, no. You were angered against the Corinthians and