I think so too.
Besides, my dear, why should there be lawsuits?
Oh! for a thousand reasons, on my faith! Firstly, because a debtor
denies his obligation.
But where will the lender get the money to lend, if all is in
common? unless he steals it out of the treasury? and he could not hide
Well thought out, by Demeter!
But tell me this: here are some men who are returning from a feast
and are drunk and they strike some passer-by; how are they going to
pay the fine? Ah! you are puzzled now!
They will have to take it out of their pittance; and being thus
punished through their belly, they will not care to begin again.
There will be no more thieves then, eh?
Why steal, if you have a share of everything?
People will not be robbed any more at night?
Not if you sleep at home.
Even if you sleep outdoors there will be no more danger, for all
will have the means of living. Besides, if anyone wanted to steal your
cloak, you would give it to him yourself. Why not? You will only
have to go to the common store and be given a better one.
There will be no more playing at dice?
What object will there be in playing?
But what kind of life is it you propose to set up?
The life in common. Athens will become nothing more than a
single house, in which everything will belong to everyone; so that
everybody will be able to go from one house to the other at pleasure.
And where will the meals be served?
The law-courts and the porticoes will be turned into dining-halls.
And what will the speaker's platform be used for?
I shall place the bowls and the ewers there; and young children
will sing the glory of the brave from there, also the infamy of
cowards, who out of very shame will no longer dare to come to the
Well thought out, by Apollo! And what will you do with the urns?
I shall have them taken to the market-place, and standing close to
the statue of Harmodius, I shall draw a lot for each citizen, which by
its letter will show the place where he must go to dine. Thus, those
for whom I have drawn an R will go to the royal portico; if it's a
T, they will go to the portico of Theseus; if it's an F, to that of
To cram himself there like a capon?